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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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