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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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