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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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