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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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