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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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