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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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