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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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