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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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