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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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