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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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