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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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