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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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