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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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