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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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