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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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