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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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