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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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