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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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