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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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