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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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