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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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