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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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