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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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