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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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