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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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