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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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