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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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