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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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