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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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