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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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