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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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