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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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