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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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