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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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