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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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