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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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