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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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