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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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