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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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