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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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