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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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