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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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