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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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