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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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