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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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