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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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