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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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