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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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