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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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