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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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