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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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