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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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