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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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