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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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