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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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