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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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