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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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