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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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