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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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