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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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